Happy New Year

 Oh, gather ’round, ye jolly friends,

The clock prepares to chime,

A year retires in its socks—

It’s quitting just in time!

Goodbye to all the blunders made,

The coffee spilled, the calls misread,

The passwords lost, the texts unclear—

A digital mess spread.

Now raise a glass to twenty-four,

With hopes it won’t misbehave!

If it trips up on day one—oh well—

We’ll still be brave and save!