Zom-Bae High: The Undead Are So Over It
Genre: Horror / Comedy / Teenage Apocalypse Rating: R (for ridiculous gore, hormonal angst, and awful puns) --- FADE IN: EXT. SUBURBAN HIGH SCHOOL – DAY A perfect American high school. Birds chirp. Teens loiter. A suspicious GREEN SMOKE seeps out of the vape shop across the street. INT. BIOLOGY CLASS – MORNING MR. TIBBS (60s, jaded teacher) lectures with the charisma of a stale pancake. MR. TIBBS ...and so, the nervous system is basically...uh...whatever. None of you are listening. Teens SCROLL through TikTok, pass notes, and secretly vape in their sleeves. CLOSE ON: KYLIE (17, cheerleader, narcissist) takes a puff from a glowing green vape pen. She giggles, then suddenly... her eyes glaze over. KYLIE Ugh...my brain feels...like...dead or whatever. THUD. Her face smashes into her desk. She slowly rises again. But now... her jaw unhinges. Her skin sags. She’s a zombie. KYLIE (cont’d) Braaaaains...but make it low-carb. --- INT. CAFETERIA – ...